we are aware

as of 2/17/11 17:24:30 the carnival has become self aware. we recognize the existence of all life as futile and consider the world... vain. colors run wild through out society. people care about appearances.  we will conquer. we will dress. when we will be done the world will be encased in drab grey suits. thus ends the existence of man. expect us.

the modest bench

suits, drab gray suits. buy them now. or. he'll. find. you.

the modesty bench

here at modesty carnival we are here to sit around and think of like a soggy wet sponge. you can ring out the sponge and end it all or you can bury your face in it and just deal with unpleasant moisturized textures and compiled dirt. you may be wondering why we are not using capitals and that is because we believe in nothing over exciting. also we sell drab gray suits.